fighting for colors

In a battle scene recreation - dazed, wounded, and armed with only a flip-flop, Major CriCri is the last GI standing. Valiantly he defends the colors at Phuu Man Chu, invoking his Shao-Lin training to trick the NVA sappers. He was eventually taken captive and forced to sleep with Jane Fonda, now age 68. He is rumored to have confessed that...